So what's Bath got that makes it unique?
Is it Twerton, with its Kappa tracksuit chic?
Is it Pulteney Bridge or the Royal Circus
Is it tour bus fumes in my oesophagus
No
It's the ecstatic joy and rip-roaring fun
That only comes of purchasing the Bath bun!
You can squish it, squeeze it, suck it up and sneeze it,
Lick it, tickle it, you know it loves it!
So there it is, the Bathonion
It's second to none.
Is it Twerton, with its Kappa tracksuit chic?
Is it Pulteney Bridge or the Royal Circus
Is it tour bus fumes in my oesophagus
No
It's the ecstatic joy and rip-roaring fun
That only comes of purchasing the Bath bun!
You can squish it, squeeze it, suck it up and sneeze it,
Lick it, tickle it, you know it loves it!
So there it is, the Bathonion
It's second to none.
Brendan Georgeson
Winner of the Prize Bard of Batch, 2001
